Now With Surround Sound!

Surround sound at da beach! (one must try, one must!!)

Anyhoo. One wunners (one does, one does!)... how doth one create surround sound without dolby sound surround speakers (or any speakers for that matter). Indeedo, tis a strange and complex Q (tis, tis).

Hmm.. (One ponners... wunners... thinkers...)...

And one realises! (revvy, revvy!)
(Monaay flowwsss... from da sky! Everybudday lookie up!)

As the learned writer so realised (in collusion with udder learned peeps), surround sound is not necessarily created by speakers!

All one needs is TWO.
Given that the bible so says, that "Two is better than one...!"
The learned peeps concluded (they conclude.. hence and therefore) that...

First and foremostly, one needs two musical players of any sort (preferably iTunes, or a pod...)
Secondly, two need the same enlightened musical taste (enlightened!)
Thirdly, two earphone thingys are needed (plug it in, plug, plug!)
Nexterly, two (peeps) need excellento coordination (using da fings, or da toes..)
Finally, four ears, two fing(er)s, four eyes (praps two may be fine..)

..And da process be done!
Sit back, relax, and enjoy..
Surround sound!

One hints, one hints... play it with Phantom of the Opera (OST, Musical etc)

We like this very much (we do, we do!)
And now, taker the surround sound wherever you go!
Because because, two is better than one!

Off to da beach we go, and we lie.